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1 . Think Ur sitting in front of computer,
What will the computer
think?
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Intel Inside Mental Outside...............
2 . Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana....
huzefa se alag duniya mat basana...
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
3 . Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
har din karu to paresani hogi,
kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
4 . Two lovers plan to suicide, boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in the air opened his parachute saying Lover never dies.
5 . Girl: Bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho aur subh k 8 ho chuke hai. Thake nahi? Boy: abhi to kuch bhi nahi kiya hai ab toh din rat karunga, q ki ATSMS4U.COM mein sare SMS free hai.
6 . Love Story of an engineer: i was in 12th she was in 12th, i got BE she got Bsc, i was doing BE, she in MSC, i was doin BE she got PHD, i completed BE she got married.
7 . Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gham ko milane lage, zalim sharab peete hi asar dikhane lagi, nashe mein unki saheliyan bhi yaad aane lagi..
8 . I saw your lover in bus stand, she came close to me, she came little more close to me, and said.... "Bhaju hatiye saab kachra saaf karna hai"
9 . Aati thi...jathi thi...hasti thi...hasati thi, bhagti thi..bhagati thi, dekhti thi...muskurati thi, aaj patha chala...saali pagal thi...
10 . Sincere Advice: if U dont like any of my sms and want to get rid of them..please dont hesitate feel free to..THROW UR MOBILE IN THE DUSTBIN.
11 . Last Night I thought of U .....This morning, my first thought was U......I thought of U the whole day today......I think, I like U..Tonight, I will think of V......Then W, X, Y and Z.....