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Funny SMS

1 . Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
2 . Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
3 . Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door
ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda,
Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke.
4 . Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
5 . Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2
phone se...
6 . Gud Morning!
Ab tum sochoge ki GM is waqt kyun?
Simple Phone mera,
Msg mera,
Paisa mera,
jo man main aaya wo bheju,
Le HAPPY DIWALI Ab bol..
7 . Girl: How much you Love me?
Boy: Like Shajahan.
Girl: Then when u will biold Taj Mahal?
Boy: Already purchased land now waiting for your death.
8 . NASA in 2007 discovered the difference between HUMANS & MONKEYS..HUMANS send SMS & MONKEYS read them..
9 . Jab aapka SMS aata hai, mera rom rom machal jata hai, ang-ang mein gud gudi hoti hai, yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi kambakht cell hi vibration mod par hota hai..